Local South Senior High School student Hannah Olausen has been accused of animal cruelty and downright stupidity because of a recent issue regarding a full grown african tiger, some kelly green paint, and an after school environmental group. "hannah is the type of person to make anything fun" says a close personal friend, when it comes to fun, ms.olausen should rearrange her priorities. The story started out with Olausen taking part in her high schools "green tigers" environmental initiative group. The group meets after school and they have different weeks during the school year in which students may participate in environmentally friendly activities, like biking to school etc.
ms.Olausen being a part of the group wanted to make a difference (like a lot of hipsters do) by being environmentally friendly her friends were helping the earth so much by riding their bikes and only paying attention to car emissions that hannah felt like she had to one up them. Ms.Olausen went to the Minnesota state zoo and lured a tiger out of the cage (because she obviously has the skills to do so, i mean doesnt everyone?)and brought it home. The next morning she woke up, did her regular morning routine, but instead of taking that extra ten minutes to wash her hair (because shes environmentally friendly by saving water)she dyed the fur of her new tiger green.
When ms.Olausen got to school she unbuckled the tiger from the backseat of her car (safety first, you cant ride a bike with a tiger in the back, so much for going green) and she showed her classmates what she had accomplished, needless to say they were exuberant (who wouldnt be excited to see a kelly green colored tiger at 8 in the morning). The school officials didnt think they had enough room for the tiger in the school, so it was sent back to the zoo, but It turned out to be a stunt that most think will last for many years to come.
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